This test will compute your nerd index. For those who qualify (and only those), it will generate a diploma that you can print put as proof of your nerdiness.
(Please type in your name as you want it to appear on your nerd diploma)
Below is a number of statements. For each statement, several different ways to complete the statement are listed. Please select the ending
appropriate for you. For some of the entries, you may find that none of the endings provided is an exact match. In those cases, please select the statement completion that in your opinion reflects the
match. It is OK to leave an entry open if you feel that all the alternates provided are totally inappropriate, but please note that if you leave too many entries open the test may not score properly.
My gender is ...
whatever turns you on
Where there is smoke, there is ...
a health hazard
a defective circuit board
Home is is ...
wherever I'm currently shacked up
where the heart is
where I keep my Radio Shack catalogues
a common way to refer to a website's topmost page
Never a dull ...
When I hear the word
, I think of ...
a private investigator
an Indian monetary unit equal to 1/192 of the rupee
a cake with baked crust and custard filling
an irrational number starting with the digits 3.14159265
Spam is ...
a type of luncheon "meat" manufactured by Hormel
a health hazard
the theme of a Monty Phyton song
a good pretext for mailbombing someone
To avoid viruses one should ...
keep away from people who sneeze
use a prophylactic
run a real operating system
never read email with the subject
For formal affairs I dress in ...
a dark suit
a lavender dress
My glasses are ...
held together with adhesives
My watch is ...
digital, with a calculator
My friends call me ...
for technical support
One of the first thing I ask new acquintances is where they ...
get their hair done
find the best soldering materials
hang out on irc
Maybe I should invite my friends over to watch ...
the big game
my collection of 12th century Chinese pottery
Star Trek reruns
the person next door who never draws the curtains
My romantic interest would enjoy going with me to ...
a chamber music concerto
the video-game arcade
Ehhh, what's a "romantic interest"?
My favourite dish is ...
whatever's in the freezer
My favourite drink is ...
As a child I liked to play with ...
my chemistry set
The man I admire most is ...
The woman I admire most is ...
When I am awake at 4 a.m. it is because ...
my date can't get enough of me
my date snores
it is too early to log off
it is Star Trek night on the late channel
The most expensive thing in my bathroom is ...
an electric razor
a bottle of perfune
my mini hydroelectric power generator
a roll of toilet paper
Nothing builds your character like ...
finding & fixing memory leaks
a +4 coat of charisma
The present time is closest to (please check) ...
(I was searching the web for something else when I stumbled over this page)
(oh, my God -- Oprah is is on!)
(just a quick surf before logging off)
(according to the readout on my digital watch)
My favourite language is ...
My favourite sport is ...
making long walks in the forest
(no, this is
the same as the previous item)
Dungeons & Dragons
I'd like to teach the world ...
to leave me alone
On the TV, I always watch ...
Star Trek reruns
the test image
My favourite reading material is ...
I have a pet ...
To hack is to ...
kick at a rugby opponent's shins
write bad prose for money
program skilfully and enthusiastically
break into computer systems for fun and profit
The 1st day of the 3rd millennium is January 1, ...
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